Thursday, July 16, 2009

The Spoon vs The Pursuit; Legal vs Illegal

The Spoon

"So close, so safe, this is the most common sleep position for the first three to five years "





The Honeymoon Hug

"Face-to-face, the Hug is the Rolls Royce of intimacy. Less common than the Spoon (and uncomfortable to maintain throughout the night), the Hug tends to occur at love's blazing beginning, when you're so deeply enamored you wish you could fuse"




Royal Position


"Couples favoring this position, speaks of a strong commitment, early in marriage"




The Sweetheart's Cradle

"This position makes you feel like the recipient of a generous and loving gift, especially if you're going through a time of crisis or special need"




Loosely Tethered

"After five or so years, many couples feel secure enough to allow a bit more space -- and comfort -- into their bed. Often, they'll sleep tethered, like Spoons but with distance between them"


The Leg Hug

"Such casual contact could imply that you or your husband are ambivalent about expressing affection or intentionally withholding it -- maybe after a fight -- it may also speak of healthy camaraderie"





The Pursuit

"Sleep positions can reflect passing tensions and discord. For example, after a disagreement, your husband may suddenly turn his back and retreat to the far side of the bed,' a freeze maneuver'. If you then pursue and push up against him in your sleep, that's called Illegal Spooning"


Zen Style

"As time passes, the tendency to restore privacy to sleep increases.Touching buttocks allows for large-surface contact and private connection, but without clinging"

Don't get cited with code 459345 of Illegal Spooning :)


source here.

58 Fabulous People:

  1. omg....this is the best post ever! i can't tell you how accurate this is!! i have been dating my husband for over 8 years and married for over 3. oh how the positions have changed so accordingly!!! love!

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  2. hahaha, nice. hmmm, i wonder if b and i just jumped into after 5 years of marriage position (i'm sorry, but i like my space!)

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  3. uh oh. i am at the zen stage in a 3+ year relationship. i hope that is ok!

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  4. I'm a very lucky girl because we have been together for 12 years, and we still SPOON! It's the only way I sleep like a baby!

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  5. haha so funny. me and my guy usually start royal but end up zen :)

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  6. ok this is hilarious and so true! i'm at loosely tethered with a few leg hugs thrown in. but i have to admit it...i've done the whole illegal spooning. oopsie!

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  7. haha, these are great!!! I never knew the meaning behind all these positions, thanks!

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  8. Ha....no spooning here for a while. Damn it!!!

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  9. funny..I toss through the night so it changed through the marriage..oh well. interesting though

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  10. hahaha...Enjoying this!
    Perhaps...if possible, I think I want a separate bedroom! No wonder I'm still single & still mingle~ Don't get me wrong I'm not a 'frigid' errr...?

    ~XO*

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  11. This gives me a whole new outlook on spooning :P I didn't know what all of those meant-but hopefully we won't be "illegal"

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  12. I've been illegal! I feel like such a rebel. Right now, I'm at the "get the hell away from me" stage. It's summer, and there's no air conditioning here. I would also appreciate it if he would cut down on the breathing. So much hot air. Okay, maybe we do it "Zen style" too. Our asses do love to bond...

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  13. This is so entertaining, and kind of true to me! I love it! I had to send it to my fiance so he could see. I knew he was the guy because all of a sudden, I felt comfortable sleeping close to someone through out the night - before him, no one could be touching me if I went to sleep! Love this post!

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  14. For some reason you don't have mine: hogging the covers and accidentally kicking boyfriend off of bed...lol.

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  15. So, is it bad if when we are sleeping and my bf's leg or foot brushes against me, I'm all...gah, ugh...and scoot closer to the edge?

    Yeah, needless to say we are in a rough patch. That I think will ultimately end with us in our own beds in our very own rooms.

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  16. I love it!!! We basically do everyone except "The Pursuit"
    Fabulous post! xx

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  17. Spoon, Honeymoon Hug, and Sweetheart's Cradle are our favs!! I wonder what that means hmmm. Great post!

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  18. This is interesting! When i had one I think I quite fancied the sweethearts cradle:)

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  19. oohhh man! apparently i like to mix it up!! but lately i'm all about the zen style...this girl needs her space to dream!

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  20. Great post. I think I saw this in a magazine once.
    Me and Big Man used to Honeymoon Hug but now were more Tethered Leg huggers...lol : )

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  21. So funny! I didn't know all of these had names!
    Cool post :)

    xoxox,
    CC

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  22. Love this! We are mostly zen style and sometimes leg hug. I have also committed the illegal act...ooops.

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  23. HaHa! I love this! As I was reading all of the "styles" I was picturing what positions hubs and I have been sleeping in the past couple of nights... I have to say we are mainly spoon, sweethearts cradle and zen.

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  24. love this post girly!
    i'm all about being a cuddle bug in bed ;)

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  25. wow! lovely and interesting post :)

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  26. i must say that i am a fan of illegal spooning. :)

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  27. Ha i love this post! Im sure all of us have been guilty of illegal spooning lol xoxoxo

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  28. hahahaha Ivaaa , me 2 looove this Post !!!!
    Zen iz the perfect one , gives me some space plus hear less snoring !!!ahahaha !!!

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  29. haha! Iva, I love these kinds of posts..makes my day (: Ian & I sleep in the royal position often! Is that weird?? considering we aren't married or anything? haha eeks. love u! xx

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  30. illegal spooning. LOL thats hilarious!

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  31. I am the Queen of "The Sweetheart's Cradle"....
    Great post.

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  32. The hubs and I practice zen style, except we call it butt snuggles!

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  33. we hit all those positions in one nights sleep. that kinda sounds dirty. heh.

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  34. oh i love, love!
    this is adorable.

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  35. Love this! Okay we have been dating for almost 5 years, living together for 3.5 and I have to say the "spoon" only lasts so long! I am at the point now where I don't even like to cuddle unless it is to watch a movie! Is that just horrible?! Lol. :) XOXO

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  36. LOL, I think it just depends on how warm it is in the house...we're in a king-size bed and I do love my space when sleeping :)
    S is the cuddly type but for me...something about breathing in air, that the person just breathed out doesn't quite do it for me, LOL. I do however make sure I give lots of affection when I'm awake.

    Thanks for your sweet comments (always) :) Can't wait to learn more about you! xx

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  37. Aww... Sweetheart's Cradle is my absolute favorite. I call it my "nook," but I think I may have stolen that word from a Sex and the City episode once!

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  38. Ha I've done a few illegal spoonings myself!

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  39. Hilarious! Especially how the man keeps putting more items of clothing on as the positions progress!

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  40. what a great post! i am a fan of the
    "zen" personally...i dont like being hot when im trying to sleep!

    wanted to let you know I got my first blog award and passed it onto you...check out the post :)

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  41. this doesnt work for me hehe, we always sleep on the last position. sometimes we do the spoon which is quite nice because MK has to sleep with his back on me or else he wouldnt fall asleep at all so I just "spoon him" to send him off. then i return to my normal position of my back on him. to think that we are still journeying to our second year hehe.

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  42. Your posts are so powerful! Fantastic idea!

    FM~FP~AF

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  43. Now I can sleep better knowing I'm not doing any illegal spooning! We're Royal Position spooners!

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  45. ahaha "illegal" spooning! another great find, iva :)

    have a good weekend girlie!!

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  46. hahaha these are hilarious! I'm going to have to show these to Matt. I probably go through all those in one night. Poor guy... anyway, cute post :)

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  47. SUPER cute post! I didnt realize sleeping positions had names...other than spooning :)

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  48. Wow...me and Man are doing all the positions and even more :-)
    My favourite one is No.4...

    Fantastic post...

    Hope you have a great week dear Iva, much love: Evi

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