No.
White socks and flip flops.Why?
No.
I'd highly recommend avoiding a mugshotespecially looking happy in it.
No.
The man is a genius.
His spray tan team, not so much.
Orange Tan.
No.
Seriously?
Ok. Major hats off for having such high self esteem.
But still.
No.
Hahaha, I agree - these are all bad looks. Reminds me of Borat's nasty bathing suit. Ew.
ReplyDeletebahahaha!!!! this is so right!!! all kinds of wrong going on up there, and thank you for linking to me. :)
ReplyDeleteArrrrrrgh, my eyes are hurting more seeing these the second time around. Where's mind bleach when you need it?!
ReplyDeleteDuuuuuuuuuuude, noooooooooooo. Thongs are private people.
ReplyDeleteLOL yes. those are incredibly wrong!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
ReplyDeleteHa Ha thanks for the laugh, darling!
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Haaaaaaaaaaaaa!!! These are definately on the " DO NOT ATTEMPT" list. I'm adding these to your list: skunk hair...fanny packs & suspenders with shorts :)-
ReplyDeleteHave a fab day girlie ♥
Oh my gosh I don't know whether to laugh or feel sorry for these people! So I'll go with both. Do they not have friends who will tell them to turn around, march their butts back to their room (or tanning salon) and fix the issue??
ReplyDeleteHope you're having a great day! **Hugs**
bahahahaha, too funny. this is another great example of why i loathe the thong. ick.
ReplyDeleteoh my gosh!! these are hilarious and i had a difficult time not drawing attention to my office with burst of laughs and gasps!! folks seriously com'on!!
ReplyDeletehahaha, you should definitely not do ANY of those that you listed!
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two words: ew.
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Great post, thanks. I agree completely, can I add a photo of teenagers with the crotches of jeans down by their knees?
ReplyDeleteAnne
ah ha ha ha ha... that thong is my FAV!!! you see pics like that all the time but never with someone else shocked and appalled by it! ha!
ReplyDeleteI agree with everything you said.
ReplyDeleteValentino looks like he should be working in the Willy Wonka Chocolate Factory. Such a shame...
hahaha wow. uhm... the only one that i vote for as yes is the first one. The pull me panty. Nothing wrong, at all with that.
ReplyDeletehow hard is it to look in a mirror? i mean, come on! nice to meet you btw ;)
ReplyDeleteOh yeah! very tacky! they are hilarious...I think that they actually think that they are hoT!-well, that was long...;)...
ReplyDeleteDid someone told people like them to look up in mirror before leaving the house?! really funny...:D
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wow! i just want to know what is going on in these peoples heads...its like...just cause you CAN does not mean you SHOULD!!
ReplyDeleteThe guy with the tan--IS THAT FOR REAL?!?!?!
ReplyDeleteI couldnt agree more!!! hahaha loves it, xxooo
ReplyDeleteOh wow, this post had me laughing...thanks for the good...errr, or not so good finds.
ReplyDeleteUgh, gstring showing is so tacky! I swear, some people don't own mirrors. No one should be allowed to go in public like that, ha. ;)
ReplyDeleteOh gosh ... my boyfriend jokingly decided to wear socks with sandals to see how I'd react. I gasped in complete horror. And wow ... maybe wear that little tiny piece of string in your backyard to tan if you want to avoid major tan lines but ... on a public beach?
ReplyDeleteDefinitely no, haha.
100% agree with ALL of these. That girl in the mugshot looks like she thinks she's at a party...wow.
ReplyDeleteHahahahahah... You are AMAZING, darling!
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How come 90% of people wearing thong bikinis are the exact people that shouldn't? It has to be so disappointing for teenage boys. Also, if you ever want to add to this hilarious arsenal of fashion don'ts, take a trip to the Iowa State Fair. It makes these people look like they just stepped off the runway. Have I mentioned that I love my home state? ;)
ReplyDeleteAfter looking at Valentino, I feel a strong urge to go and watch Charlie and the Chocolate Factory. He looks like an oompa loompa.
Ewww, those are all cheesy! Who would wear/do that stuff!? :P
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Leave it to Kimora to pose like she's on the cover of Vogue. Ridic.
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Haaaaa ha ha! I loved this! Just the laugh I needed today! I especially love the spray tan man!
ReplyDeleteomg that beach one is awful! and totally agree with the spray tan thing... I don't get how some celebs can go out like that.. though I love Valentino to death!
ReplyDeleteOh, Lord, why? Why? Do some people not have mirrors? And is that Kimora Lee in the mugshot? I used to do her makeup.
ReplyDeleteEwwwwww, that lady's ass was soo saggy...yuck, I'm gonna have nightmares
ReplyDeleteBAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHH so hilarious!!!! love it!
ReplyDeleteSoooo funny and SO horrible!!!
ReplyDeleteuhm..no...yeah....the answer is NO!
ReplyDeleteNo no no, never! The world needs to agree on this...and it would be a happier place! :)
ReplyDeleteOMG!! no to all of them! How can people do these things to other people's eyes! Lol.
ReplyDeleteAwesome post!
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holy crow...don't these people have real friends? the kind that say "oh hay-ull no"
ReplyDeleteim going to have nightmares from that orange face
ReplyDeleteHaha, amen.
ReplyDeleteBAAAAAAAAH HAHAHAHAHA!!! OMG this sh*t is funny!!! are you from the bay too? you must be cuz we're that funny. LMFAO for real tho!
ReplyDeleteOh my goodness I am DYING over here!!!! These are SO funny! That thong at the end is just hilarious! Love your posts and you!!!
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ahahahaha great post!!!! valentino is pretty disgusting looks like an Oompa-Loompa!!
ReplyDeleteHah! I saw someone with the white socks/ sandals on the beach the other day, struggling through the sand!
ReplyDeleteLOL, got to love that tan!!
ReplyDeleteMy question is do they look at themselves in the mirror before they leave the house? If they do, do they think they look good? Nasty! I love you girl. You are to funny!
ReplyDeletep.s if I ever wear anything like that someone shoot me please! :P
omgosh ughhh! i just threw up a little every time...what is wrong with some people?!?!
ReplyDeletehahahaha thats hilarious!!!!
ReplyDeletehahahha talk about a self-esteem builder! oops, is that mean?
ReplyDeleteI love that you just keep saying "No." after each pic. Haha...great!
ReplyDeleteeeeeek!
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lol
NO,no,no, no, no, no...
ReplyDeleteThere are so many other things to avoid...
I'm so intolerant about some stuff! really it's a big defect I know!
how are you darling? did you finish your prescription?
Love have a nice weekend
BUAHAHA! criminals!
ReplyDeleteI think I need to bleach my eyes. You have scarred me for life!
ReplyDeleteyikes! the thong lady is really really wrong! even if you have a really nice small bum you shouldn't wear that to the beach!
ReplyDeletehahah i just laughed right out loud :) there are soooo many things wrong with all of those pictures i don't even know where to start. im embarrassed to say that josh asked me once if he could wear socks with his sandals. we didnt speak for about a week... ;)
ReplyDeletedammmmmmit...gosh valentino looks like cavalli more and more
ReplyDeleteSocks and sandles are my biggest pet peeve!!!
ReplyDeleteHahahah I agree with all these. The thong is so unclassy. The sandals just tacky. And the spray on tan, horrible...
ReplyDeletehaha ieewww!
ReplyDeleteWhale tails are the worst!
ReplyDeleteLOL...hilarious :-) My favourite one is the white socks + flip flops...Lol...but the orange tan is also amazing....
ReplyDeleteHave a great week dear Iva, much love: Evi
LOL. EWWW! Definite NO on all of these!
ReplyDeleteOMG the guy with Anne looks like an OopaLoompa "911 fake bake"
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