1) The mother in law will never sleep over 2) You will only watch one, I repeat ONE, football game per Sunday 3) If you are unfaithful, I will own your unused frequent flier miles 4) You will never weight more than 120 pounds, or you relinquish $100,000 in property 5) Each time you are rude to my parents that will set you back $10,000
Apparently, these are some examples of a few 'celebrity prenups'. Prenups can spell out a lot more then who gets what, should a marriage go Jon and Kate Plus Eight style {so sad for the little ones}.What would you outline in your 'celebrity prenup'?
'my gas tank will never be less then a quarter empty'?
'we will always have toilet paper available in the bathroom'?
'I am sole owner of the remote control, although occasionally I will let you borrow'?
'When traveling, I always get the window seat' ?
'Diaper duty is to be equally split 50/50'?
'You may not grunt the sound of 'uh-huh' more then once per every 2 minutes while we are having a one way conversation- me being the one conversing'?
'my gas tank will never be less then a quarter empty'?
'we will always have toilet paper available in the bathroom'?
'I am sole owner of the remote control, although occasionally I will let you borrow'?
'When traveling, I always get the window seat' ?
'Diaper duty is to be equally split 50/50'?
'You may not grunt the sound of 'uh-huh' more then once per every 2 minutes while we are having a one way conversation- me being the one conversing'?
ha!
ReplyDeletethose are all so rediculous...it's funny
oh wow, mine would say...you will consistently exercise bella (my pointer) until she is too old to run and/or until her overly excited butt calms down.
ReplyDelete(b's amazing b/c he already does this and i didn't even have to ask!)
haha how funny
ReplyDeleteI love this post..so funny!
ReplyDeleteDon't forget...put the toilet seat down otherwise pay a fine. lol
I'm loving the frequent flyer miles ♥
ReplyDeleteI might put in something like: Use my toothbrush and i'll use your razor. {Think they'd use that on their face again?}
One mandatory shopping trip attendance per week. No questions asked when the associate rings out the purchase or I am free to add to the total by a margin of $100.
ReplyDeleteAbsolutely Fantastic post, darling!
ReplyDeleteI just said 'No', few days ago, hahahah...
FM~FP~AF
I would want mine to say: "No matter how much you piss me off, there is nothing you can do to make me love you less." And then we both sign it.
ReplyDeleteVoila! Problem solved, because now it's in writing!! :)
haha those are hilarious!
ReplyDeleteAnd so so sad about Jon and Kate's kids :(
Very funny...
ReplyDeletewith 3 married sisters, I can certainly relate with the in-laws story!
Hmmm... mine would say, "You will always get the oil changed in my car," because I HATE doing that. Thankfully, he's been doing it without a prenup but it's always after about 17 reminders.
ReplyDeletevery funny.. i think i would state that all my jewels do not go back to my ex, they stay within my blood line. does that make sense?? xxoo
ReplyDeleteI love it! I would add that you have to come up with fun things to do on the weekend too!!
ReplyDeletewe will have sweaty hot sexy monkey love at least twice a week, or else!
ReplyDeleteGas tank always full! I make even boyfriends do that. And they have to be the bug/spider killer no matter what time of night, and they have to come home if I call him and tell him there is spider in the kitchen.
ReplyDeleteYes! I will get all of that in writing.
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My husband PUT in our wedding vows....while we were saying them..."and tacos on Friday"....I'm stuck. With him, that is. And splitting diaper duty 50/50 is really just asking for trouble. My hubby never gets the diaper on the way I like it...okay that makes me sound a bit obsessive/compulsive, but when my baby boy has a plumber's crack....
ReplyDeleteHappy Tuesday. :) I'm blog hopping.
Yeah...Trader Joe's...kind of obsessed.
ReplyDeletehaha that made my day better! that whole jon and kate thing...i mean hell, they just renewed their vows. i guess they weren't specific enough the second time around...
ReplyDeleteHilarious!
ReplyDeleteGreat post! I would write in my prenup that I need someone who will always put the seat down... ALWAYS
ReplyDeleteuhm....probably doing dishes and laundry...those are two big ones I would like help with sometimes!
ReplyDeleteomg, too funny! I like the football one, I should've put that in mine. ha!
ReplyDeleteall i ask is they dont fart around me. ick. stinky. take care of your business away from me! :) funny post!
ReplyDeleteHilarious!! Love it!
ReplyDeleteSo funny! I would add that when the toilet paper is gone, change the roll. Please dont just leave it on the counter.
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You will not use my vintage tea towels to clean up spills or the baby's puke.
ReplyDeleteHahaha! Wowza...I will need to think about this one!
ReplyDeleteOoOh to come up with a list would require a lotta thinking. These are pretty hilarious. :)
ReplyDeleteYou know what I LOVE...and this has nothing to with this post, sorry.
ReplyDeleteI LOVE that our blog names are next to each others always on peoples lists haha! It makes me so happy! :)
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ReplyDeleteFunny but not, i can't believe some of those real requests!!! I 2nd your requests! LOL
ReplyDeleteOh wows, I didn't realize how ridiculous prenups could get! I'm sure Britney Spears' and Kevin Federline's read something along the lines of, "Don't touch my Cheetos or you'll get it!"
ReplyDeleteI second your toilet paper motion, that one bugs me. I would probably also add, "If there's only a LITTLE bit of milk left in the bag, don't just leave it there ... it doesn't fill up my cup all the way and makes me sad that I have to go replace it!"
Those are awesome requests. I'd want something like "You have to listen to me talk about shopping at least once a week."
ReplyDeleteAHHAHA (: this was awesome! soo super funny. I've always wanted to know what some of the most ridiculous renups looked like..now I know! (: <3 you!
ReplyDeleteLOL sooo trueeeee
ReplyDeleteThis post is hysterical, darling!!
ReplyDeletexoxox,
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lol...those are ridiculous :)
ReplyDeleteI love this post...I need to get to work on my prenups :)
ReplyDeleteSo funny. It's actually a great idea!
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